Community Pool Advisor

The early  morning heat and humidity suffocated the air in the Raleigh suburb. Those who  were out and about were either barley clothed or sweating buckets. But it was  Monday, so most were forced to exit their cool homes and apartments, schlep  their way to their cars, and scoot to work.

In the  Trail’s End apartment complex, Lydia Hightower got herself ready for a  different day: she planned to enjoy the heat at the pool.

Built like a  walrus – short, thick arms, no neck, and a rotund body – she plopped her way  around her one-room apartment and tossed necessities for her day at the  community pool into her mesh bag. Lotion, a spray bottle, a towel, a white,  fuzzy visor, and a Danielle Steele paperback, all were thrown in. She pulled  her front door closed, locked it up, slung her bag over her plump shoulder, and  headed toward the center of the nicely landscaped complex, toward the pool.

The  kidney-shaped pool was no more than five feet deep and surrounded by a  sidewalk. Reclining chairs and small tables sat on the pavement. Palm tress and  wispy-leaved shrubs bordered the outside of the pavement, and a black metal  fence surrounded the entire area. Guests entered through swinging gates.

Lydia walked  through a gate and trotted along the sizzling sidewalk, looking for a chair  shaded by a palm. The chairs were comfortable, but even in the shade they  needed a beach towel strewn across them to keep them from getting too hot. She  picked a chair, nicely shaded and toward one end of the pool, and put down her  bag.

Not too many  people were in the pool; it was still quite early in the morning, just barley  nine thirty. A few mothers gave their young kids swimming lessons in one end.  Two mothers played with their kids on the steps at the other end, keeping them  entertained and cool.

Lydia slid  into the pool and rubbed lotion on the exposed areas of skin. She lathered her  flipper arms. She lathered her sun-worn face. And she lathered her chest,  rubbing some between her chubby breasts.

“Good  morning, Lydia.” A young woman paddled to Lydia’s side.

“You too,  Suzie. Kids up early this morning?”

“Seven  o’clock as usual,” said Suzie.

“Early to  rise means early to bed. And that’s never a bad thing,” said Lydia.

“That’s what  you always say,” said Suzie, as she pushed her way through the water and away  from Lydia.

Lydia sat  the fuzzy, white visor over her fuzzier, whiter, curly hair. She wiped sweat  beads from her forehead, dipped her hand in the water, and splashed her face.  More kids and their moms filled the pool area. Lydia read her romance novel.  The kids laughed and splashed, kicked and cannon balled. Lydia read.

Wyatt, a  skinny toddler ran around the edge of the pool, past Lydia. Lydia shot her arm  out and grabbed his tiny wrist. What’s chasing you, Wyatt?

“Nothing,”  said Wyatt. “I just want to get to the other side.”

“So you’re a  chicken?”

“No,” he  said, not quite getting it.

“Do me a  favor, Wyatt? Smack the sidewalk with your hand.” Wyatt’s  little hand slapped the pavement. “Now, was that hard or soft?”

“Hard,” said  Wyatt.

“How’d you  like to crack your noggin on that?”

“It would  hurt,” he said.

“It would,”  agreed Lydia, “so you should walk cautiously to the other side of the pool.”  Wyatt scampered slowly to the other side of the pool.  Lydia picked up her book and rested her dimpled elbows on  the side of the pool, putting the book in front of her face.

“He’ll learn  from you sooner or later, Lydia.”

“Morning,  Walt.”

Walt put his  small duffel bag down on a reclining chair and pulled lotion and sporty  sunglasses out of the bag. He lathered up his chiseled face and chest, very fit  for an older man. He pushed back his salt and pepper colored hair and put on  his sunglasses and sat on the edge of the pool, hanging his feet in the water.  “What book you reading?”

“A steamy  romance. Why?”

“I have time  for a book.”

“Work dried  up?” asked Lydia.

“For the  next couple of weeks. No one wants a carpenter, at least not an uninsured  carpenter.”

“Get  insurance,” said Lydia.

“How’d you  make out at the doctor?” asked Walt, trying to change the subject.

Lydia  squirmed a bit, looked up from her book, and switched on him quickly. “Don’t  you mind me, Walt, you have kids to think about. My health is just fine. Now  why don’t you get insurance?”

“That costs  money. And I don’t have it right now.”

Lydia put  her book face down on the pavement. “Why didn’t you get it while you had work?”  asked Lydia.

“I have to  pay the rent and send money to the ex and kids.” He gently kicked his feet  forward and backward in the water, sometimes letting his legs float to the  surface, his leg hair spreading and separating like the legs of a millipede.

“If you get  insurance, would you get better work?”

“I would.”

“Will you  get better pay?”

“I would,”  said Walt.

“What could  you do with that better pay?”

Walt put his  head down and watched his legs kick the water, like a child in timeout. “I  could buy a house. And I could send more money to my kids.”

Lydia tapped  his arm. “Well then get that insurance. You have every reason to get it and  only money holds you back. And you can probably make that cost up quickly if  you’re getting better jobs and better pay. If you’d like, I can give you half  to get you started.”

“Thanks,  Lydia. But I’ll pay for it. I’ll fill out the paperwork tonight.”

Crying  bellowed from the other side of the pool. Wyatt lay on the pavement, screaming  and holding his bloody chin with his hand.

“I had  better check on him,” said Lydia. She left her book on the ground and started  swimming across the pool. She stopped, turned around, and looked back to face  Walt. “Don’t cut your chin, dear.”

“I  won’t,” he said and smiled, “I won’t.”

The night  brought a slight breeze, but it was a thick and heavy breeze, a chocking  hazard. Walt sat in his apartment – building A, number 117 – and cracked the  window next to his desk and flicked on his computer. Taking a sip of bourbon,  he ran his hands through his hair and started entering personal information  into fields for an online carpenter’s insurance form — last name, first name,  middle initial, social security. He filled his glass with more bourbon and  plowed from one page to the next. “Damn paperwork,” he complained through his  teeth. “She should fill out paperwork. Not me,” he said as he gulped another  glass of the golden bourbon.

Across the  way – in building D, apartment 261- Suzie patted Wyatt’s chin with a cotton  ball and peroxide in the bathroom. He screamed and yelled. “Stay still, Wyatt.  It won’t take much longer, but if you keep squirming I’ll have to do it again.”  She held the back of his head and firmly pressed the moist cotton against the  underside of his mangled chin.

He sat on  the toilet and cried as his mom finished up the procedure with a small  butterfly bandage. Sniffling, he rubbed his nose with his forearm and then  squished his head into Suzie’s stomach. “That wasn’t too bad, was it? Now, who  wants a lollipop?” Wyatt leapt off the toilet and darted out of the bathroom.

Walt paced  his apartment, now drinking straight from the bottle and every now and then  glancing at the bright computer screen, the only thing lighting the dark room.  He tossed his head back, almost in a spasm, and finished off the bottle. Then  he walked to the computer, drug the mouse so the cursor sat over the Cancel button, and clicked, clearing all  the fields he’d filled in and aborting the process altogether. “Less money for  me is less money for her,” he said as he plopped himself on a couch and passed  out.

Lydia was in  her apartment — building A, number 345. She was ready for bed, her hair up in  curlers and her face covered in a green, pudding-like mask. She sat in front of  the television with a large piece of pound cake. She took a first bite and  savored it like it was the first piece of cake she’d ever eaten. After a few  moments, she took another forkful and then another and another, each time more  quickly until she was shoveling it at a sprinter’s pace. Her fork clinked the  empty plate, and Lydia giggled to herself and patted her overgrown stomach. As  she leaned back, getting comfortable in her food comma, she grimaced and  clenched her left breast. “Christ,” she said, “must’ve eaten it too fast.” She  clenched again and then once more, but that last time was all she had left; her  arm went limp and then her body followed; and she lay there like a harpooned  walrus, with the empty plate laying across her belly and her curlers falling  from her white puffy hair.

The wind blew a heavy hot thickness across the night and everyone in the  Trail’s End apartments settled into bed. Wyatt slept soundly in his Toy Story  sheets; Walt passed out quietly on his couch, the whiskey bottle close to his  side; and Lydia lay on her couch, her plate resting on her belly like a flat  headstone. And it was quite and hot straight through to morning.

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